OMG! This fugly chick was just standing in front of me singing that christina agulara freak song. I feel so dirty now.

I think some austrailian fucker just called me a woman. Shit’s about to go down!

@punquin aren’t you supposed to be at you’re xmas party? Don’t worry I’ve anly had a few pints.

Pete totally just read some beer off the menu that was the calsonian duechebag!

Hah! I just read my last post. Wtf happened when I typed that?!? The exit signs here crack me up.

I never noticed the luggafe that forms under people’s eyes when they dring a LOT. I guess it’s cuz people drink too much here.

@justj you still suck! Miss you though. You need to make a trip out soon.

The women here are all very pretty or fugly. I never noticed all the times I’ve been here.

JustJ sucks. Stella tastes better here.

Walking to a pub in picadilly